Bender

+1: Draw 2 cards, put 1 in your hand and put the other at the bottom of your deck, after 3 turns, if you haven't played the card you kept, swap them
-3: Tap target card you opponent controls, use their land to trigger the cards effect except use the effect as if it were your card
-14: Swap 3 creatures you control with your opponents, use their effects as your own using your opponents mana, then swap creatures back