Bender Bending Rodríguez

Whenever you cast a Myr spell, createa a
1/1 colorless Myr artifact creature token.

At the beginning of combat on your turn,
untap each Myr you control

{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}, {t}: Put three +1/+1 counters on each
Myr you control. Activate only during your turn

“I guess if you want children beaten, you have
to do it yourself.”