Bender, the Lovable Scamp

First strike
When Bender, the Lovable Scamp enters the battlefield target opponent may have you draw
3 cards. if that player doesn't, you put the top
3 cards of your library into your graveyard,
then Bender the Lovable Scamp deals damage
to that player equal to the total converted mana cost of those cards
Life is hilariously cruel