Bene Geremit Butt Trial

{x}{t}: sacrifice X Dick tokens. Put a Sadistic Pleasure counter on Bene Geremit Butt Trial for every Dick token sacrificed this way.
When Bene Geremit Butt Trial has 69 or more Sadistic Pleasure counters on it, it becomes a Ranzid creature with "This creature's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Sadistic Pleasure counters on it"

"Don't worry, put it inside, is safe"