BenjOmin!!!!!!!!

AMARICA RULES!!
Russia drools!!!!!!
If you are in America at this moment, and you fart
loud enough that your opponent acknowledges it,
and you or your opponent or your mom are wearing
a pink left sock and a blue right shoe, and there are at
least 3 Europeans in the room that are offense to
pro-America comments, and you yell cowabonga, go america!,
i play soccer. Your opponents life total becomes 1.