Bennett, Patent Violator

•{5},{t}: Destroy target basic land
•{w}{u}{b}{r}{g},{t}: Target player shuffles their
hand into their library then turns their library
over until end of game.
•At the beginning of your end step, flip a coin. If
you win the flip, the turn order reverses.
Next time we should all make horrible meme decks
and see which one is the worst best. - Bennett