Bert & Ernie

Mad Libs - When More Than Friends is cast, an opponent chooses one: Rubber Ducky,
I'm Sorry, Bert, Stop That
•Rubber Ducky: Search your library for a creature
card, put it in your hand, and shuffle your library.
•I'm Sorry, Bert: Target creature you control gets
+1/+1 until end of turn and fights target creature you don't control.
•AHHH: Each player sacrifices a creatures with the highest power they control.