Bertner the Cursed Barbarian

Haste Manace

When Bertner the Cursed Barbarian enters the battlefield you may pay to cast Offspring {b}{2} (creates two 2/2 mini Bertner the Cursed Barbarian copies)
-Any artifacts that you control give Bertner the Cursed Barbarian +1/0 counter.
"That damn necromancer only made my arm undead, I shall make it even and cut his arm off!"
-Bertner