Bertrand Russell, Ph.D

Bertrand Russell Ph.D has * power and toughness, where * is equal to k minus 40,
where k is x^3+y^3+z^3= k, with k being all
the numbers from one to 100.
Creatures you control that do not give +1/+1
to themselves get +1/+1

This card does not do what this card says it
does.