beth v 1

whenever a player loses 3 or more life create a 3/3 artifact creature token named “hot coffee” wiith “splash” (this creature cant be blocked if a player controls a card with a liquid in its art) and “burn” (when this creature attacks it deals 1 damage to defending player or a creature they control) {flavor} “Dont take piss” “mawk“ (other northern gibberish) - Beth circa 2025