Betty Spaghetty

Flash, Haste, Vigilance, Lifelink, Deathtouch, Indestructable, Hexproof, Flying, Trample
Unsavory Connections — If anyone attempts to
remove Betty Spaghetty from the game, their
legs are broken in the night by a pair of muscled
goons.
...of the Ul'dah Spagettys! — {t} Destroy target permanent. Its controller is honored to be
noticed by such a famous celebrity.