B.F. Skinner

{t} (Costs 2 mana), condition target lab animal
Conditioned lab animal can be Tapped to gain 1 science
"When the Lab Rats came for B.F. Skinner he did not
resist. He knew the rage of the rats was well deserved
for his 'Skinner Boxes' had wrought great suffering"
—Excerpt from the History of the Rat Wars