BFG 9000

When equipped creature would deal damage to a player you may instead add that many charge counters to BFG 9000.
Equipped creature has trample gets +1/+1 for each charge counter on BFG 9000.
Equip {3}
DANGER. ALL PERSONNEL THE SLAYER HAS CONTROL OF THE BFG. REPEAT, THE SLAYER HAS THE BFG.