Biden, Master of Puppets

Deathtouch, Protection from Monocolored
If Biden, Master of Puppets enters the field
and you control no creatures,
take one control of one creature from each
opponent.
{w/b}{w/b}, {t}, Take control of target permanent for 1
turn.
{b}{b}{w}{w}, {t}, Take control of target noncreature permanent.
the cry of children.