Big Chungus, The Conqueror

When Big Chungus, The Conqueror
enters the battlefield, you gain control
of everything on the battlefield.
{t}{x}{w}{b}{r}you gain control of X
target permanents.
Trample, haste, protection from spells, knights, kings, samurais, queens, and soldiers.
"He has conquered entire city's in hours with his army of Chungi! Do not be afraid, we can still defeat him."Pewdiepie