Big Chungus, The Fat

+2: Put 5 +1/+1 counters on all of the creatures you control. Those creatures gain yee(those creatures can't be blocked) until end of turn.
-1: Gain life equal to the number of loyalty counters on Big Chungus, The Fat
-X: Sit and fart on X number of creatures your opponent(s) control. The controller can't use those cards for the rest of the game that player loses.