Big shaq, roadman rapper

When big shaq enters the battlefield, destroy target forest, then tap target creature and FREEZE it.
Quadruple strike, protection from red
If a red spell or ability causes big shaq to be sent to the graveyard or exile, instead put him on the battlefield.
{t}gain control of target artifact an opponent controls, then that player gains control of target land a different player controls
"man can never be hot! perspiration ting, lynx effect!"