Big Smoke

When this creature enters the battlefield, you
gain control of two target artifacts, target artifact
creature (large), target enchantment (with extra
dip), target planeswalker, two target lands (one
with cheese), and target (large creature).
Whenever you gain control of a permanent, put
X +1/+1 counters on Big Smoke, where X is the
number of permanents you gained control of.
"I'll have two number 9's..."