BigBad

Trample
BigBad's toughness is equal to the number of times you can say ingot or monstrous in 10 seconds
5{g}{g}{g}{g}{g}: Monstrosity 10 (If this creature isn't monstrous, put 10 +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.)
As long as BigBad is monstrous, it has reach and can block 10 creatures.