Bilbo Baggins

At the beginning of combat on your turn, for
each Aura and Equipment attached to Bilbo
Baggins, create a 3/1 Dwarf creature token with
trample and haste. Exile those tokens at the
beginning of the next end step.
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should
like; and I like less than half of you half as well as
you deserve."