Bilbo Baggins

All damage done to Bilbo Baggins by creatures is reduced to 0
{g/w}{g/w}: Hexproof
{t} You gain permanent control of target non-creature artifact. Return artifact to owners hand
if Bilbo Baggins leaves play
"Bother burgling and everything to do with it! I wish
I was at home in my nice hole by the fire, with the kettle just beginning to sing!"
—Bilbo Baggins