Bilbo, the Burgler

At the beginning of your upkeep, choose a
non-creature artifact, gain control of that artifact until end of turn.
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not
a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of
worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to
eat: it was a hobbit-hole.