Bill Cosby

+1: Control target creature/planeswalker target player controls for 3 turns.Then it dies and you gain life = to its toughness/loyalty.Keep if female.
+3: Draw 3 cards and play females from among them.Put one +5/+6 counter on them.Don't pay their mana cost.Give the other cards to target player.
-12: disable 5 targets cards.They remain disabled until Bill dies. If you die Bill and the cards he controls will still be operational.