Bill Cypher

Indestructible, Hexproof, flying.
If a creature were to block Bill Cypher, destroy it no matter what its text says.

Bill Cypher is not a creature unless Weirdmageddon is on the battlefield.

{b}{b}{u}{u}: Enchant Bill Cypher to a creature. Enchanted creature gets Hexproof and +3/+3
Treat Bill Cypher as an Artifact.