Bill Murray, Final Apocalypse

If your life total reaches 0 you win the game.
{x}{t}: Draw 1, then discard 1. Repeat this process
X times. Then starting from your left each
opponent repeats this process X -1 times.
"Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an
overnight drunk and in 10 days I'm going to set out to
find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it."