billy

{3}: cast billy from your graveyard,
and tap billy for 2 turns.
every turn choose 1:
use billy as a bomb:
billy gets +1/+0, when billy dies or deals damage
to a player this turn, deal 3 damage to that
player, all of that player's creatures, and billy,
also say 'screw you billy!'
spare billy:
billy lives. for now.
wait... no one's said 'screw you billy!'