BITCONNECT!

BITTTTCONNNNEEEECCCCTTTTT!!!!!!!!
BITCONNECT! enters the battle field with lure
Vigilance, Trample, First Strike, Intimidate, Flash, Hexproof, Deathtouch, Haste
{0}:Scam (All of your opponents basic land is
worth 0 until end of your next turn)
"My wife tried to tell me this was a scam"
-Carlos