Bites The Dust

Hidden Agenda
Choose one of your creatures, if that creature is destroyed, put this card into the graveyard.
When a creature is destroyed BTD activates.
Return every permanent that used last turn to the battlefield or their user's hand.
In two turns the creature
that was destroyed will be exiled instead.
"Bites the Dust was born from my absolute desire to not encounter you..." — Yoshikage Kira