Bitterblossom

At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life
and put a 1/1 black Faerie Rogue creature token
with flying onto the battlefield.
In vain have I struggled. It will not do. My feelings
will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you
how ardently I admire and love you.
- Jane Austen, Pride And Prejudice