Black Brew of Life and Death

Choose two:
•Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
•Create three Coffee artifact tokens with "{2}, sacrifice this artifact: gain 3 life."
•Tap target Zombie creature, it does not untap
during it's controller's next untap step.
{bull}Each opponent loses 1 life, gain life equal to the
amount of life lost this way.
"Braa-aains. Braa-aains. Braa-ooh coffee!"