Black Whole Blast

Caster can target all creatures that contain {u} or{r}in their casting costs can turn creatures
on their side of the battlefield into 3/3 tokens
with deathtouch and lifelink. They also keep all
abilities printed on their cards.
"Oh its just two little steam elementals, THAT
CAN CHANGE EVERYTHING!"
-Olrick, seconds before being sucked into a
Black Whole