Blarkovski, Tsar of Chivelburg

Blarkovski is indestructible as long as you control
2 or more creature tokens.
When Blarkovski enters the battlefield, create 3
1/1 black and white soldier tokens
Whenever you discard a card you gain 1 life
Bribery (discard a card, put a 1/1 black and
white soldier token into play)