Blazer and Confused

When Blazed and Confused, Born to Puff enters the
battlefield, if it’s your birthday or you’re currently vibin’
(you know what that means), draw a card for each
opponent who controls more permanents than you.

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control fewer than
4 cards in hand, you may say, “Hold up, what was I
doing?” If you do, draw a card.

“He forgot the candles but remembered the lighter.”