Blood Axe Kommando

(Dire Fleet Ravager)
-Menace, Deathtouch
-When Blood Axe Kommando enters the battlefield, each player loses a third of their life, rounded up.
The only good 'ooman is a dead 'ooman. An' da only
fing better than a dead 'ooman'z a dyin' 'ooman who
tell you where ter find 'is mates.
-Morglum Necksnapper