Blorpityblorpboop Junior

Blorpityblorpboop Junior enters the battlefield
with four WHERE IS THE BABY? counters.
Flying
Whenever Blorpityblorpboop Junior becomes
the target of a spell or ability, you may remove a
WHERE IS THE BABY? counter from it. If you
do, Blorpityblorpboop Junior phases out.
"It's okay, we found him."
— Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop