Blu, Rakish Derriere

Each creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power

Whenever Blu blocks or becomes blocked by a creature, exile that creature. Put X +1/+1 counters on Blu, where X is that creature's toughness

{u/b} Exile Blu: Put X +1/+1 counters on target creature you control and draw half X cards rounded up, where X is Blu's toughness.

"You'll look better on my ass"