Boary, The Tired Boar

Trample, Menace
Whenever a card goes into your graveyard put it
in your Treepile instead, only if you saw a boar sleeping today.
If your Treepile becomes three you get cheese for
your birthday. Otherwise, you get two poison counters. If you get ten poison counters you die.
If you get too tired and fall asleep, the player with
the most busy schedule wins.
"Borey bore was bored and lost his cheese."
-Eyewitness