Bob, harbinger of the unwoken

This spell can’t be countered
Hexproof, Indestructible,Doublestrike, Fear, Sculk, Flash, flying, Landwalk, Reach, menace,
Annihilator 6
{x} Gain life equal to the number of kids traumatized by Great minds.
{x} Tap x creatures, where x is the number of kids great minds has put in comas
Bobs power and toughness is equal to the times great minds had been sued.