Bob the Evil Wizard

Deathtouch
Whenever a player takes damage, target player loses 3 life.

"He is evil, so incredibly evil, so awfully evil, so exceedingly evil, so plainly evil, so evidently evil, so manifestly evil, so astonishingly evil, so uncommonly evil, so fabulously evil, so unimaginably evil, so AAIEEGGH, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!