Bobby, Magister of Fat

+2: Put a 1/5 fat token into the battlefield with vigilance under your control.
-4: Bobby, Magister of Fat becomes a 4/8 Fat Ass with haste and Double strike until end of the turn.
-11: Destroy 4 lands for each opponent, all players sacrifice their creatures and put 1/1 burgers equal to the creatures target player sacrificed.