Boblin the Goblin

When Boblin the Goblin enters the battlefield, do nothing
"Let me tell you the tale of Boblin the Goblin, who went on many adventures in his prime. He tried to defend his home from trespassing adventurers, yet he fled like the rest of them. He
ran and he ran, 'till he could run no more! Then
he hid and he hid, 'till he could hide no more.