Bobo, stoned Professor

Eminence—Stoned looking creatures have "high as fuck!" (they can block as if they are flying). Their neurons are slow, they recognize combat damage in their owners upkeep, they get -1/-0.

{2}{t}—Pass a spliff: players sharing a spliff with you draw a card, can’t attack you until your next turn. If a player doesn’t share the spliff, his creatures are goaded until your next turn. You get one Life for every player not sharing the spliff. Draw a card.
{w}{u}{b}—Put a card from yo