Bolton's Bastard

When Bolton's Bastard enters the battlefield,
choose target creature an opponent controls.
For as long as Bolton's Bastard remains on the
battlefield, gain control of that permanent, it
loses all abilities, and it can't attack or block.
{t}, Put a -1/-1 counter on another creature you
control: Create a Food token.
"Let's play a game: which body part do you
need the least?"