Bombinating Beast

Haste, trample, indestructible, vigilance,
first strike, shroud, deathtouch, reach, solemnity
Bombinating Beast can't be blocked.
Whenever Bombinating Beast attacks, you may
exile a target permanent an opponent controls.
"The Bombinating Beast moved like a heavy
shadow, or an angry fist. It was enormous and
slippery, desperate and hungry. It was coming closer."
—Lemony Snicket