Bonathan Jarley

Flying, indestructible
{u}{r}{g}{t}: target player says "O holy
Bonathan Jarley, thou art our Lord and Saviour"
three times.
{3}{u}{u}{u}{t}: counter target spell and you gain 3 life
{3}{r}{r}{r}{t}: deal three damage to target opponent
and each creature they control
{3}{g}{g}{g}{t}: put three creature cards with
converted mana cost 3 or less onto the battlefield
" Om nom nom nom nom nom..."