Bonegob

When Bonegob enters the battlefield you can put
2 artifcts into the field (mana cost of 4 or below)
•Bonegob can't be the target of spells or enchantments
{b}{b}, Draw a card
{t}{b}{b}{b}, Your opponent has to discard card
from their hand and remove it permanently
from the game
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