Bonemobile

Living weapon (When this Equipment enters the battlefield, create a 0/0 black Phyrexian Germ
creature token, then attach this to it.)
Equipped creature gets +1/+2
Reconfigure: {p/g} (While attached, Bonemobile isn't
a creature or vehicle..)
Crew-0 (Bonemobile is not an equipment as
long as its a creature.)