Boon of Chaos

Enchant creature
Enchanted Creature gets +1/+1. If enchanted
creature is red, it has haste. If enchanted
creature is black, it has deathtouch. If enchanted
creature is blue, it has skulk. If enchanted
creature is not an Astartes, at the beginning
of your upkeep, you lose 3 life.
"I accept this gift from the gods! Let the galaxy burn!"