Boris, the Weaponsmithererer

First strike, vigilance, haste, first strike, haste, haste

Zero Tolerance - Boris can be your commander regardless of what your play group has to say about
it during the pre-game "Rule Zero" discussion.

When Boris enters the battlefield, you may search
your library for any number of Aura and/or
Equipment cards and throw them like shurikens at
your opponents' faces until they concede.