Boston Massacre

Deal 5 damage divided as you chose
among any number of targets.
Put two 1/1 white British soldiers tokens with
vigilance onto the battlefield under your control.
Your opponents draw two cards,
and creatures your opponents control get +2/+0
and trample until your next turn.
“The madness of mobs or the insolence of soldiers, or both, when too near to each other, occasion some mischief.”
-Benjamin Franklin